Sunburned Susie showed up without SPF
Red as a buoy but she ain't done yet
JD's been three sheets since about noon
Got opinions on everything under the sun and moon
Somebody's walking on one flip-flop still
Other one's been gone since before the grill
Man on the dock solved the whole sea by two
Every word wrong but his heart's coming through
Ain't nobody here got it all together (ain't nobody here got it all together)
Sunburned and sideways in the summer weather
Nobody's fine but everybody's good
Wouldn't change a single thing even if I could
Ain't nobody here got it all together (and that's alright with me)
Cooler guy's been checkin' since about three
Same warm cans, same sad inventory
JD's moved from speeches into song
Every word wrong but the crowd's going along
Susie's got the aloe on, won't stop with it
Says bronze by Sunday — still seems optimistic
Man on the dock's still working through the math
Of something big he lost somewhere in the back half
Ain't nobody here got it all together (ain't nobody here got it all together)
Sunburned and sideways in the summer weather
Nobody's fine but everybody's good
Wouldn't change a single thing even if I could
Ain't nobody here got it all together (and that's alright with me)
We've all been JD — we've all been Susie
One flip-flop short and a little too boozy
That ain't a low point, that's the invitation
No prerequisites for this congregation
Just show up wrong and you'll fit right in
That's where the good part's always been
Ain't nobody here got it all together (ain't nobody here got it all together)
Sunburned and sideways in the summer weather
Nobody's fine but everybody's good
Wouldn't change a single thing even if I could
Ain't nobody here got it all together (ain't nobody here got it all together)
No — ain't nobody here got it all together (and that's alright with me)
Susie's still red but she's dancing…
JD doesn't remember what he was saying…
Flip-flop guy found the other one…
Nobody asked how…
Ain't nobody here got it all together… (and that's alright)
…and that's the whole point