Alright let me ask y'all something.
Anybody here ever look at a jet ski and think…
"that's probably not going to end well"…
…and then get on it anyway?
Yeah.
Then y'all already know how this one ends.
Met a bikini-clad beauty in a Panama hat
Said beach bars are her natural habitat
Sipping something cold with her toes in the sand
"I guess I'm lost… I know you understand."
She said "what do folks do here for fun?"
But there's two jet skis rocking by that pier
And I've made worse decisions than this right here
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Sunshine on the bay
She said "you only live once"
So I said "let's ride away"
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Salt flying in the air
Laughing like we owned the ocean
With the sun and salt in her hair
Flying 'cross the water, crashing waves and laughing loud
Her bikini showing more than the law allows
She yelled (Crowd: faster) every time I pinned the throttle in
And the motor coughed and died like it knew our sins
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Sunshine on the bay
She said "you only live once"
So I said "let's ride away"
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Salt flying in the air
Laughing like we owned the ocean
With the sun and salt in her hair
She looked at me with a mischievous smile
"Do you mind if I tan the girls for a while?"
She laughed and said "this might be a sin"
But it's one hell of a way to swim back in
She said "well captain what's the plan?"
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Sunshine on the bay
She said "you only live once"
So I said "let's ride away"
Jet skis and bad decisions (Crowd: bad decisions)
Salt flying in the air
Laughing like we owned the ocean
With the sun and salt in her hair