Rum in my hand, Anne Bonny by my side,
We sail toward freedom on the rising tide.
No rules to bind us, no compass to fear,
We live for the thrill, left all behind here.
Nassau’s palm trees sway in the breeze,
As we chart our course through Caribbean seas.
With the Jolly Roger waving high and free
It’s a pirate’s life for Anne Bonny and me.
In this pirate’s paradise, where the Painkillers flow,
We dance with danger, chase the horizon’s glow.
No chains to bind us, no compass to read,
Calico Jack and Anne, chasing what we need.
Raise your glass of Goombay Smash,
In this pirate’s paradise, we’re living fast!
They speak of Blackbeard, but we sailed with style,
Keelhauling landlubbers in moonlit exile.
Tortuga’s drums ring out a pirate tune,
Trading pieces of eight under the tropical moon.
The sea’s our shanty, the stars our guide,
With Anne at the helm, there’s no need to hide.
With cannon fire and sails unfurled,
We’re the scourge of the Spanish Main, terror of the world.
In this pirate’s paradise, where the Painkillers flow,
We dance with danger, chase the horizon’s glow.
No chains to bind us, no compass to read,
Calico Jack and Anne, chasing what we need.
Raise your glass of Goombay Smash,
In this pirate’s paradise, we’re living fast!
Hoist the sails and batten down the hatch,
The trade winds call, there’s treasure to snatch!
From Port Royal to Barbados sand,
We pillage and plunder across this land!
Yo ho, we sail the seas,
Yo ho, with hearts so free!
In this pirate’s paradise, where the grog flows free,
We jig with the waves, living wild and carefree.
No admirals to chase us, no crown to bind,
In this world of freedom, it’s the best you’ll find.
Raise your glass, let’s toast the night,
In a pirate’s paradise, the stars shine bright!
So here’s to the brigantines and sloops that sail,
To Calico Jack and Anne, forever leaving a trail.
In this pirate’s paradise, our spirits soar,
We’ll plunder forever from shore to shore.
What do ye do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in the brig until he’s sober!