Derrick's at the wheel with a captain hat on
From a gift shop in the marina — still, he's going strong
Sara bolted the speaker right up to the rail
Ryan's sitting on the cooler like it couldn't fail
Nobody asked how far we're going
Nobody's sure who's driving home
Pontoon, that's the plan
Seventeen people and a couple extra cans
Pontoon, all we know
Somewhere between the launch and the cove
Anchor down at the sandbar before noon
Somebody already in the water — way too soon
Lisa brought a dish that doesn't work on a boat
Said she'd make it work — she's mostly afloat
Nobody asked how far we're going
Nobody's sure who's driving home
Pontoon, that's the plan
Seventeen people and a couple extra cans
Pontoon, all we know
Somewhere between the launch and the cove
Somebody's already soaked off the back deck
Half the boat forgot the sunscreen, oh well
Music's a little loud for this zip code
And Derrick hit reverse when he meant to leave
Lake doesn't care who's at the wheel
Pontoon moves at the speed it feels
Everybody made it back around six or seven
Nobody's counting when it looks like this from heaven
Pontoon, that's the plan
Seventeen people and a couple extra cans
Pontoon, all we know
Somewhere between the launch and the cove